Q: I just graduated college in the spring.  I am now employed at a surf shop giving lessons, making less money than I ever have, and I’m living on the couch and random open beds in a house of five girls.  Um … over self indulgent or justifiable?

- Surfs up

 

A:  Fret not my little surf bunny. Your earning cash doing something you love, could allow you to travel to numerous desirable locations, and you are young enough in your life to not make you have to do much more.  You’re living about a million people’s dream life and get a hot body out of it, and hot surfer boys.  I couldn’t justify not doing this.

 

 

server blues

Q: I want to sleep with my coworker.  I am only 22 and work at a restaurant, this is not my career, but I do plan on living "here" for a while.  The tension is becoming too much and I just plain want to.  Can you justify that? 

- server blues 

A: Go for it! You're probably hot, he/she is probably hot.  Be safe, have fun, don't hurt feelings.  all it takes to deescalate that, is that you need to acknowledge the situation and agree to be causal until further notice.  Be your hot 22-year-old self.  Be safe, wear a condom. 

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